I know a lot of people think certain fuggery is sacred, but I generally don’t — I mean, MAYBE Joan Collins, at this point, but not Kate Moss, not Helena Bonham Carter, not even SWINTON. And definitely not Gwen Stefani. Especially not now:
This looks like a video game about surgery.
Oh, and in case you wanted me to put my money where my mouth is:
Bejeweled epaulets are my Collins Kryptonite. Yep, she gets a lifetime pass. I am buying her a glass of champagne RIGHT NOW. Unfortunately I don’t know her, so I will have to sacrifice myself and drink it for her, too. I’m so selfless.