Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been sniffing around the idea of a Mean Girls sequel with all the originals, which is of course meaningless (and not surprising; she’s not doing anything else and probably needs the money) because it would require the interest and efforts of a LOT of people before it even got to the point of inviting her. Some things, friends, should be left in their era, perfect for what they were and when they were. Let Glen Coco always get four, and Gretchen Wieners, none. Never let fetch happen. Let good things stay good.