So, after two and a half years of desperately trawling the archives of the universe looking for content to stay in business — a lot of which proved actually very entertaining, if I do say so myself — we are now overflowing with fresh content! I amĀ not complaining! I just might be out of practice. ANYWAY. SXSW happened this weekend as well, and let me be frank: Some folks wore some crazy shit. Let’s examine the highlights so far.

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