It feels off-brand that I haven’t even so much as SAMPLED a show that uses colons to comedic effect. Maybe I’ll change that, but in the meantime, just know that my nephew is probably in a profound period of mourning over Olivia’s impending departure from the show (she’s just a guest star this season) and the only thing that will help is a savage new song. So please, Olivia, climb right up on that horse and ride it to the studio.

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