Well. I find this uniquely, prodigiously hideous.
It’s really tight in the pelvic triangle, barren in other spots… I referred to it my head as Mangy Flamenco Seatbelt, which coincidentally may also the title of an exciting Wilco/Ricky Martin collaboration.
But beyond the full frontal horrors, there is a rear window as well:
Olivia. Underbuttock? Really? Was this Bring Rita Ora To Work Day, and you just couldn’t get her?