NICKY HILTON: I can’t BELIEVE  I’m still getting invited to stuff! REAL stuff! We’re going to the Valentino show! That’s REAL. That’s like an ACTUAL THING.

KATHY HILTON: Shhhh. Don’t draw anyone’s attention to us. In case it was a mistake.


KATHY: I do look nice, thank you.

NICKY: No, I was going to say that I’m already dressed like the lead in a dominatrix’s re-imagining of “Hot for Teacher.” The cat is out of the bag.

KATHY: Fair enough.