LILY COLLINS: Hi, everyone! This is so thrilling! This movie is FINALLY coming out and I can take a nap!
NICHOLAS HOULT: Well, well, well. We meet again.
LC: …
NH: I can’t even look at you.
LC: But I matched our pinks exactly!
NH: I’ve got something important to say and you need to hear it.
LC: I found a blouse with cute armpit shields! I look GREAT! What is the PROBLEM.
NH: Oh, it’s not you. It’s him.
GEORGE RR MARTIN: WHAT SAY YE?
NH: Sir, it pains me to ask, but are you working on the last Game of Thrones book?
GRRM: I AM ALWAYS WORKING! I JUST WORKED ON IT RIGHT NOW WHILE YOU WERE TALKING!
NH: And you’re still at it, for real?
GRRM: AN ARTIST’S INSTRUMENT IS NEVER OFF.
NH: So how many pages have you written?
GRRM: PAGES ARE A BORING CONSTRUCT.
NH: Do you have the plot nailed down?
GRRM: A PLAN HARSHES MY FLOW, DOG.
NH: You’re not going to write it are you?
GRRM: WHAT EVEN IS WRITING, REALLY?
NH: I thought not.
LC: He’ll write it in three years and make a billion dollars by selling it as the REAL ending. He’s going to be fine. Can we talk about my freaking fantastic skirt?
GRRM: YES.
NH: Yes.
LC: Thank you. Although I already kind of covered it.
GRRM: SO FEW WORDS! HOW DO YOU DO IT?
LC: The trick is, Heather’s hands are tired of typing.
GRRM: SO WISE.
