So, Katy Perry — fresh off a night of wearing a chandelier and then a cheeseburger — is in a NEW disguise: That of a very cute but also unrecognizable young starlet. Like, I feel like I could tell you this was Kaley Cuoco and you’d be like, “Cute!” or Kate Hudson or Reese Witherspoon or any number of cute small blondes and you’d be like, “Sassy glasses!!” but if I told you the truth — as I ALWAYS WILL — that it’s Katy Petty, the actual reaction is, “SAY WHAT.”
Later, she changed again:
To, I guess, a picnic table? Hey, it goes with the hamburger!
