I was not massively impressed with the trailer for Napoleon, but I feel like I say that all the time now, and maybe the issue is that people aren’t making great previews anymore. The movie itself is a hair over two and a half hours long, which is not nearly as egregious as some recent run times, but still feels bloated — 157 minutes should not be the new LOW bar to clear. Anyhoo, here are two people in the movie, and one of their partners. If all trailers are bad now, then maybe I don’t have to stress out about making this intro interesting! Woohoo!