Uma, Uma, Uma:

2010 Keep A Child Alive's Black Ball

There’s keeping a youthful look, and then there’s deciding to adopt the Lady Bieber. Sweet darling, you’re too pretty to cover all that up.

Okay, okay — perhaps that was merely the unfortunate side effect of the brisk breeze created when hundreds of phototogs coo, “Uuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmma,” in unison. So let’s look at the dress!

2010 Keep A Child Alive's Black Ball

I appreciate the color, I can get behind the modest cut, I like that she rarely shows up places looking like mutton dressed as lamb — surely a difficult line to walk when you have a body as great as hers is — but someone should have told Uma that her baby sling has slid way, way, WAY down her body and is, in fact, threatening to make a run for it. Thank God she left its corresponding baby (whomever that may be) at home.

Tags: red, Uma Thurman