Considering how things usually go when she’s in Cannes — which is coming up — this seems like a very classy beginning for Ms. Eva.

I have some issues — I don’t love the jagged seam there pointing up to her crotch, and is it possible that I can see her navel? Wait, maybe I just talked myself out of this. But the thing is, this is when she usually packs her best sparkly shower curtains and fugs it up all over France, so I’m at least encouraged that she’s having a more rational, less tired, WAY less thigh-motivated impulse. So maybe it’s basic niceness and lack of reach is truly a positive, because it means she’s not dressing like a saucy nightclub act. Okay, I’m back in. Thanks for working through that with me.

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