Michelle is promoting the English-language version of an animated film called Ne Zha II, which is the highest-grossing non-English-language movie in the world and the first to make more than $2 billion. To celebrate, she seems to have bought the fanciest Crocs she could find, and/or bedecked them herself one night with some charms and a hot glue gun. The weird thing is, as much as I cannot with Crocs, they’re the nicest part of the outfit. The blazer-dress just sort of hangs there. The whole thing is giving, “They sent my luggage to Bahrain so I’m improvising.”