I’ve been staring at this dress, trying to care about it, and — to paraphrase the great songwriter Kirk Van Houten — I cannot borrow a feeling. As wraps go, it’s slouchy and so-so, but … not super offensive? I don’t at ALL understand why the sleeves look like she’s wearing it over a long-sleeve thermal t-shirt, though. Are her forearms worryingly chilly? I will feel terrible if it turns out she’s the spokesperson for the American Society of Forearm Pneumonia.