The woman behind Alexa Chung is, I suspect, having the exact same thought that I am.

And that is, “Am I seeing men’s running shorts from 1982 under that skirt?” A sequined shower curtain is such an extreme way to declare oneself a fan of marathoning. She could’ve just gotten photographed watching one, or announced her intentions not to leave her apartment until she’d caught up on every season of The Real World.