Today’s agenda:

a) I don’t understand this at all.

b) I truly don’t think that we need an article of clothing wherein the wearer looks like a woman bursting out of a cake but instead of a cake, it’s a pantsuit.

c) And yet at the same time, she looks cute in this and something about it is weirdly appealing?

d) Yes, against all odds, this is not the first time we’ve even seen this outfit!! (I think it’s better here for a lot of reasons, including that it’s been lined better, but also the accessorizing or lack thereof.)

d) Perhaps it’s just time for lunch.

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