How many of these things needed to be worn SEPARATELY, much less together? A forgettable white skirt, forgettable white pants, and a labia-chafing bodysuit did not, in the end, find fresh life when they teamed up. They are not the Bad News Bears of clothing; they’re simply bad news.

At this same event, Dynasty 2.0’s Cristal 1.0  deployed this:

Modern Nirvana Conference Presented By Frank Elaridi And Bryant Wood

Turtleneck glove-sleeves is just a complete mad lib of a garment. STOP THE MAD-LIBNESS.

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