Hello! It is I, your intrepid Celebrity Wedding Correspondent! And I have returned with a very over the top set of nuptials, the (ugh) Dolce and Gabbana-sponsored — in a variety of ways; it was literally held at their Italian villa — union of Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker. People has the whole scoop; Vogue has a more fashion-focused take on it.  I, personally, am fairly agnostic on the Kardashians (although I think people tend to have a knee jerk negative reaction to them that’s not always warranted) but I kind of like Kourtney and I have a soft spot for her and Travis, who truly seem WILDLY INTO EACH OTHER. Travis has been through a lot.

The best snaps, of course, are from the bride’s own Instagram:

 

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That’s a very striking and beautiful veil; if I understand correctly, Travis has a tattoo of a similar image of the Virgin Mary. (I kept reading that Kourtney’s veil was inspired by his tattoo and I’m sure it was, but that phrasing always reads to me like Travis is the creative progenitor of that image, which of course he is not.)

 

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I appreciate the slight “November Rain” vibe of Kourtney’s dress, but honestly Travis’s suit is low-key the star to me here. He looks great.

PS: Please let me know when someone writes a reported piece on the financial ins-and-outs of this D&G/Kardashian relationship. I feel like the negotiations played out like a cut-for-time D plot on last season’s Succession.

[Photos: Shutterstock,  NINO/GC Images]