I have to start this one from the bottom up:

With the understanding that there’s something really weird about a close-up shot of someone’s feet. Feet are weird. You know how if you say a word over and over again, it begins to lose all meaning? I feel that way about looking at pictures of feet. They stop being something attached to my own body and start seeming creepy and alien. Feet. Feet. Feeeeeeeeeeeeeet. PS, girl: your ankles need a wax.

The rest of her look seems designed to focus on the feet (Focus on the Feet: a lesser-known political action group devoted to all things footular.):

Although that dress kinda looks like a murder happened on it.