This does not look like an outfit, per se, but rather something one would wear to Jimmy Kimmel’s set to announce one’s participation in Dancing With The Stars. Which got me looking on the Internet, and Keke Palmer — once an ABC employee on GMA, so she’s already basically in the family — does not appear to have done Dancing With The Stars. Doesn’t this feel like a prophecy that ought to come true? She’s already got the threads! She is shimmy-ready! I can hear Bruno Tonioli growling with glee right now! “I Cannes not deny it, you are a Palmer d’Or,” he might yell, if he were as hacky as I am. But few people are, so.

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