I am a simple person. I don’t shop extravagantly; I don’t own anything designer that didn’t also come from eBay, and it’s been awhile since I bought a garment that wasn’t from my Stitch Fix box. And let me tell you, I am seriously regretting that right now, because I would consign the HELL out of my wardrobe — if it had value — for those emeralds. Of course, it’d probably only fetch enough for an hour in their presence, but that’s still pretty good.

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