We’ve got an old coat, an old jacket, a interested cow, some polka dots, and some VERY tight jeans — which I say as a tight jeans aficionado, even! — for today’s Irish outings.

Also, wow, this is HIDEOUS!!!!!!!

[Please note: That is sarcasm. Ireland looks stunning. I want to roll in its green pastures.]

This seems like a good cause:

But first, please join me for a visit to the past.

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