I was wondering how reviled fourth judge Kara DioGuardi would react to being booted from American Idol; apparently she recovered by agreeing to judge another reality show for singer-songwriters called Going Platinum.
That, and by eschewing rest and grooming. In general I don’t mind a sequined top, but look at her: Would you take the advice of a woman who looks like she conned some clothes out of Phyllis Diller by pretending to be the Salvation Army, then wore them out for eight days without sleeping?
Honey. You MUST be upset about Idol. I never thought I’d say this, EVER, but: Consider calling Paula Abdul for some bracing, helpful advice.