Y’all, I’ve figured it out. JT’s foray into true Man Fashion has not been in aid of him! It is a well-dispatched ploy from Jessica Biel to assure that wherever they go this week in Paris, everyone murmurs to themselves, “Biel looks good, though.” I admire her craftiness. I also am surprised to note that I think she’s carrying off a bra-top with a matching beret (!) and I also quite like these pants:
Justin looks like a very rich man who’s been in a coma for two hundred years and is trying to figure out what people wear to garden in the future.