Someone in the comments astutely pointed out that plenty of people have pale eyebrows and they suit them quite nicely, and that’s true! But when you’re used to a person having certain brows and suddenly they don’t, or vice versa — be it by bleach or a zealous tweezer — it can be a hard adjustment. I’m used to it now on Maisie Williams but on Julia I still need a minute. And then she threw a wrench in my coping mechanism by drawing on an amped-up Edith Piaf/Gaga in A Star Is Born situation that… somehow matches her bodice? This is the second top she’s worn that looks like it’s throttling her, too. She has an endless appetite for making me wince. I should bill her for Botox.