Merry Christmas to those Fug Nationals who celebrate it! Happy Hanukah to those who celebrate that, as that is also this week!  And a blessed Wednesday off to us all — or, perhaps, a blessed double-time paycheck if you are working today. We bring you holiday tidings from the British royals, including two very doubtful children and a GREAT coat on Kate.

We of course have some HOLIDAY VIDEO:

Everyone here is walking faster than I imagined:

And this seems like a good decision:

In other news, Harry and Meghan and Archie spent Christmas in Canada, but we DID get to see their holiday card, which is CUTE. (Click through to see Archie’s entire little noodle-face.) (Photo credit goes to Janina Gavankar, who must be hanging out with with Sussexes in Canada. This is extremely charming.)

While we’re on the topic,

ALSO very cute, and, as ever, I kinda want Kate’s dress. (I suspect this was snapped when they were in the Maldives.)

Even MORE on topic, this was the holiday pic the Cambridges released last night. Today? For Christmas, regardless:

KISS ALL THE BABIES TODAY.

[Photos:  UK Press Pool/UK Press via Getty Images, Tim Rooke/Shutterstock, Jon Super/AP/Shutterstock, Stephen Pond/Getty Images, Mark Cuthbert/UK Press via Getty Images]