Here is the crazy thing about this first look: It’s a CLASSIC Unfug It Up. Give her a jaunty ponytail, lose the HUGE clashing tote bag, and put her in some reasonable short booties — like these? They have that cowgirl feel that fits in with her general aesthetic — and WE ARE IN BUSINESS.

This just mostly…needs to fit?

Jessica Simpson in Leopard Print Dress and Paid Jacket

I mean, the shoes are obviously an issue, but first things first, kid.