This dress is fine — although heavily bridal — and I’m relieved (sort of?) that she didn’t wear it with the pants that were shown with it on the runway:


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Having said that, I’m sort of bummed she didn’t wear it with the SHOES that were shown with the runway version. Not because I’m deeply enamoured of them — although they areĀ interesting and I think they’d at least feel fresh and youthful here? — as much as because they do not look like a broken ankle circa 2007 waiting to happen. You can RUN in the original shoes; the platform hooves will plunge you sideways into a hedge, at best. It’d be one thing if they were platform WEDGES — perilous but fairly stable — but these heels lull you into a false sense of security and the next thing you know, you’re in a hole. Save yourself, youths!

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