I’m not sure I could wear this shirt.
Mostly, I think I’d spend the entire night afraid that the wrong twist of the torso would result in my own beheading. Also, I can’t tell where shirt stops and blazer starts, and… why is the belt necessary, exactly? Also, what the hell is going on down south?

So.. pants and a sheer train? She looks like she just dropped out of the sky, sent here from a planet that thinks we need more help cross-pollinating menswear with dresses — and a boatload more modesty when it comes to exposing our precious napes.