“Hey, Jackie! You’re attending a fake awards show put on by the company that owns more radio stations than anyone else in America, which might be going bankrupt. Great time for a party! Anyway, I know why a lot of musicians go to this thing — you don’t want the biggest owner of radio stations in America mad at you! — but I have no idea why you’re going.”
“Well, Allison, you know what I always say: THE MORE YOU KNOW.”
“No, that’s what you’re wearing.“
I do hope this kicks off a habit of women wearing PSAs. This Is Your Brain On Drugs is going to be MIND-BLOWING.