Both of Jennifer Lopez’s Office Romance looks stateside were cleavage-focused — the last one so much so that everyone decided she’d had a boob job, when I think it was just an utterly appalling fit. Lucky for her, she had something slicker and sleeker planned for the London premiere. She arrived in this Richard Quinn ensemble that looks like she is popping out of Barbie’s holiday stocking, and somehow, I mean that as a compliment. It’s ritzy and glamorous and fun — it’s “Let’s Get Loud” — and it’s SO much better than a dress that mashed her potatoes harder than a hand-mixer.
On that note:
Live and let boob, I always say, but if you’re anthropologically curious: Based on her archive, even as far back as That Versace, J.Lo’s chest did not suddenly appear out of nowhere. MAYBE she got a boob job somewhere over the years, or a touch-up at least, and the Miss Sohee outfit is just the first time anyone thought to notice because the push-up was SO AGGRESSIVE, something her stylists will likely kick themselves about for a good long while. But her side profile seems like business as usual here and not at all like she just recently inflated herself. This concludes today’s episode of A Stroll Down Mammary Lane.
