I have to note that this is not REMOTELY comprehensive. Decisions had to be made, or else I’d have been awake all night compiling this and then we’d still be talking about it at Christmas. I decided this would be a look at the best and worst that I could find, and then realized it’s really PRIMARILY all worst because there isn’t a whole lot of outright great in her entire arsenal — “best” is a comparative compliment, basically, which I say with great affection. So, people of the world, spice up your life.

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