This event was thrown by The Hollywood Reporter to honor various media types, but I ended up not grabbing very many of them, because they were either all in boring black outfits, or they were Megyn Kelly (I am not paying money for her photo, thank you very much), or we didn’t happen to have a shot of her dress (ahem, Gayle King). Fortunately, it drew a random enough celeb crowd that we’d have something to chat about today while I work on a post about a truly ghastly Coachella party. I know I’ve been promising that all day, but IT’S COMING, I SWEAR, and it’s going to melt your face. But in a good way! But, not.

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