Everything about this Elie Saab (from 2008, no less) is fantastic and luminous. I barely even know what else to say about it? “Gabrielle Union looks like a gorgeous, sexy, compelling ode to a freshly resurfaced freeway” does not read like the compliment it is meant to be.

'Strange World' film premiere, Cineworld Leicester Square, London, UK - 17 Nov 2022

That’s right, Gabs, take a bow. You have rendered a thousand words totally unnecessary.

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