Paula, Paula, Paula. Had you known we would all be taking to our houses right after you donned this, would you still have done it? Would you have wanted your (temporary) parting message to society to be, “I have recently gone Muppet-stomping”? Would you have said, “My heart’s desire is to manifest as a cross between an exotic bird, an ice-skater, and a clown”? Maybe so. Maybe Paula’s next act is to dance on ice to “Send In The Clowns” while in costume as an exotic parakeet. She can do that with acceptable social distance, actually, so I vote she should go ahead and make her dream come true.

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