On Friday, we posted a retrospective of La Klum’s 20 years of Halloween costumes, from simple to spectacular to spooky; thereafter, she posted a few videos to her Instagram hinting that she was indeed Up To Something — and that Something has turned out to be a movie:

There are a lot more fart and poop jokes in there than I expected (and, disturbingly, a lingering question about how she solved a toilet paper crisis), but HOLY COW did they work hard on this. To pull this off they needed some special effects, much of her family, and not one but TWO full-body makeup jobs on her. Truly, ’tis not the season without Heidi Klum’s explosive love of Going There, and I’m so glad that’s one thing Covid couldn’t touch.