Happy Father’s Day, everyone! I too spent mine terrorizing the polo grounds while my father whacked at things with a mallet. (Not really: we’re getting pizza later. Hi, Dad!) This is my gift to those of you who felt that yesterday’s Balcony Shenanigans were far too George-less, and also people who like white polo pants and blue-and-white-striped shirts everywhere: You are my people.

Edited to add Extra William. 

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet/AKM-GSI]