Let’s have Samuel Taylor Coleridge pitch in here for a second:
“In Xanadu did Kubla Khan / a stately toga party throw
Where painter’s tarps did twist and shout / around the parts where skin poked out
And grass stains and mud did win.
And Emily VanCamp woke up in a sweat / thinking she wore this and did forget
But no, it’s Bonnie Dennison here / an ex-soap star who does not fear
The crinkled nonsense, front to rear / nor fabric that looks caked with beer
Pray, stuff it back in your rubbish bin.”