Vika here went down in the quarterfinals of the Australian Open, and got booed by the crowd, which apparently decided last year that Azarenka has a sportsmanship problem (she took a medical timeout in the semi-final at a questionable time).
I’ve decided this dress is her response. She’s saying, “What sportsmanship problem? If I weren’t a good sport, would I wear this thing and smile at the same time? I’m going to get crucified! It’s a pin-striped bag! I’m not even sure the designer was finished with it when I took it! See? GOOD SPORT! LOVE ME, AUSTRALIA. Or at least, don’t hate me, France, because you’re the next Open and Mama needs a payday for some new formalwear.”