Well, because I believe in what Hot Neighbor Wade of Hart of Dixie calls “the compliment sandwich” — in other words, when you’re telling someone something they don’t want to hear, stick it between two compliments — I will be begin by noting that it pleases me when these two seem happy together and everyone knows that the couple who flat-irons together, stays together:

That said, her dress looks like it grew on her while she spent the last three weeks living at the bottom of a pool. Having said THAT, he looks like he might be very charming on Idol and she is still my favorite of Tom Cruise’s ex-wives. PHEW. That wasn’t so painful now, was it?

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