I don’t even know what to say about any of this:

I mean…yes. In a sense, I get it? Like, this is the person that she is. But there’s someone about the combination of the belly button and that tutu that makes me uncomfortable. All I do know is that Heather and I just had the following conversation about this:

HEATHER: She looks like a novelty key-chain.

JESSICA: It’s like what Hello Kitty would wear as lingerie.

BOTH ARE TRUE. So I guess I’ll just say both, and leave it at that.