Hey there, Odette.

I find this adorable. It’s bright and unexpected and cool, especially with the matching neon shoe. It has personality. Yeah, there’s a tape-measure quality to it — that yellow strip totally looks like it should have inches and centimeters marked off on it — but that might be pretty useful at a party, actually, especially if two dudes get into a fight and you need to help them prove something. So it’s cute and functional, and maybe slightly pervy. Sold.

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