I really wanted Hayden to win on Sunday. Not because I think she was the very best in the field — although I think she is somewhat underrated on Nashville — but just because it would be so out-of-left-field and exciting. That’s one of the reasons that the Globes are fun: CRAZY SHIT HAPPENS.

Neither of these ladies wore any crazy shit, though. More’s the pity.

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