My thought process when Kirsten Dunst came down the red carpet was, I have to admit, “Her boobs looks great. Wait, I’ve SEEN that cleavage before. When was it?” And then I realized: It was on January Jones in 2011. Hers is a Versace. Somehow the combination of the bright red and all that fringe make January look like she should be doing the hula on someone’s dashboard, so for that alone, I’m giving this informal contest to Kirsten. I wish she’d won a Globe, too, but hey, at least she doesn’t have to find space for this one on her mantel, or the back of her toilet.
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