“HOLA LOVERS. Did you know that MTV stands for Music Television? I thought it was Meh TV, for all of the things you do not care about unless you have the flu and are in bed, but that cannot be true because they are having a big ceremony tonight where they are giving me a trophy for being fantastic at singing and making videos. Tonight, it is Me TV. And tomorrow it will go out of business, because no one will ever need to watch it again because it will never get better than this, lovers. What will I wear? Sleeves? Pants? A skirt? See-through netting? The answer is: YES.”
