Oh dear.

What’s under the sweater, Katie? Wait, don’t answer that. It’s NEVER going to be a good answer.

… Yes. Because what Katie likes to reveal about herself, she prefers to do IN WORDS.

I think my very favorite part about her releasing her own magazine, though, is the fact that she actually does have something like four autobiographical tomes — so really, what is left to cover about herself, in her own words, that fans do not already know? Does she knit an afghan out of prepositions and then lie under it? Honey. We already practically know your waxer’s driver’s licence number. Give it a rest.