Please take a break from making your list and checking it twice to enjoy:

– This piece, about Winona Ryder’s shoplifting case (ten years ago this week), and the Marc Jacobs piece she stole, might be my favorite thing I read this week. (The Awl)

– Ever wonder what to give Paula Deen? Wonder no more — Flavorwire’s got you covered. (It’s a pretty great gift guide for other people, too.) (Flavorwire)

– Next time you’re in NYC and you have to pee, you’ll be happy you read about the city’s best store bathrooms. (Racked)

– Speaking of New York, the apartment from Breakfast at Tiffany’s is for sale and I WANT TO GO TO THERE. (Gawker)

– This story will make you happy. Anonymous donors are randomly paying off the Kmart layaway accounts of strangers. Seriously, I think I have something in my eye! (Yahoo)

Prince Harry, just because. (Lainey)

– I LOVE this piece about the Year In Band Names. THESE ARE TERRIBLE BAND NAMES. Except Salem Bitch Trials, that’s awesome. (AV Club)

– You clearly want to read about the auction of Elizabeth Taylor’s jewels. (Telegraph)

– Hamley’s, a UK toy store, no longer has a section for “boys’ toys” and “girls’ toys,” but rather has stuff grouped by interests. Rock on, Hamley’s! (Noted crank Toby Young hates it, but change must come to us all.) (Time)

THE YEAR IN LEGOS. Wow, with a few exceptions, this year was grim. (The Guardian)

– This will cheer you up: A speculative list of Jay-Z’s 99 problems. (Thought Catalog)

– Britney is engaged! Third time’s a charm, y’all. (Celebitchy)