– You need to read this excerpt of Tyra Banks’s book, MODELLAND. It is something to treasure. (Barnes and Noble)

All this gossip about Linda Evangelista and her Baby Daddy — oh, maybe you’ve heard of him? The dude who’s currently married to Salma Hayek and is the head of a company that owns about a kajillion luxury brands — and their child support disagreement is JUICY. (Lainey)

– This piece — about retrocognition (people [apparently] traveling back in time momentarily) — is crazy fascinating and really, really cool. (Past Imperfect)

– Uh, I don’t know if their argument that The Playboy Club is all about female-empowerment is holding water. Maybe you should have just focused on the outfits, guys! (Monkey See)

– This interview makes me want to hang out with Martha Plimpton. (New York)

– It is true that some of these beloved music videos seriously ARE TERRIBLE. Speaking of: remember music videos? Good times. (Flavorwire)

Speidi are starting to regret…you know. Everything. Although, they did a whole hilariously terrible photo shoot (a link to which I can’t find, tragically, but it was with Splash, and they’re “exclusive” so we can’t afford them) where they’re standing in their house pouting, in a bare-bones bedroom, looking tragic and sad and CRAZY pouty — like, Heidi’s lip is sticking out so far you could serve dinner on it. So it kind of undercuts the sincerity of their message — as if they are, yet again, trying to play whatever angle they can find. I suspect that is true. But you be the judge. (The Daily Beast)

Intern George is DATING STACEY KEIBLER? Interesting. He NEVER goes for blondes. (Celebitchy)

– DO NOT try to take a hot air balloon to the North Pole. DO read about these dudes that tried back in Olden Times with… less than ideal results. (Mental Floss)

– You DO want to read about how they celebrated the 10th anniversary of Wet Hot American Summer. (Vulture)

–And, finally, because we haven’t mentioned it in at least…a day or two….if somehow you were in a cave and didn’t hear, we wrote a young adult novel called Spoiled, and you should read it! You know, if you want. No pressure.