I feel like, if Jobs were any good, a) the previews wouldn’t make me go, “Oh, look, it’s Ashton Kutcher saying a bunch of grown-up words,” and b) it wouldn’t be getting burned off in the dregs of summer, but rather open in limited release sometime closer to the Oscars to improve its dark-horse chances. And thus, Matthew Modine is going to steal this slideshow. Sorry, Kelso.

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