Pharrell Williams apparently has been wearing these shorts — in many cases, also with the half-skeleton shoes — to every event for the last six weeks.
… maybe he’s been having too much fun to go home yet? But seriously, the guy is more than capable of looking dapper — he looked fab in a tux at the Oscars, and he won Esquire’s best-dressed man title in 2005. I know that was an eternity ago in celebrity time, but are you telling me that for the Batman premiere he couldn’t requisition something a LITTLE more dapper than an overly worn crotch billboard and a foot X-ray? COME ON. Step up your game, sir. Fug Madness will be here again before you know it.