Oh, Randy. I know you must be feeling concerned that The X Factor is going to rain hell down on American Idol, and you might be feeling sad that Simon has so easily replaced you on the other side of Paula with L.A. Reid, but is dressing like the lead character in a long-lost Dr Seuss book really going to help any of us?

Always remember:

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish,

You rarely succeed when you dress like a doofus.